Duke set out to find help... somehow. He then saw a duck. When the duck talked it sounded just like Stacey from Sisters Act III! But worst of all he saw the worst thing to ever exist. He heard 2 voices, both feminine and sounding the same.
"Duke! Duke! What's happening to us!?"
Duke turned arround and saw... Kate Holsom and Mary Holsom! Duke grinded his bill (since he didn't have any teeth.). He talked to himself, "I've got to find out what the ''hell ''is going on arround here!". Just then, he saw one of those alien bastard Assault Captians accross the street, wearing a disguise and holding a sign for a chinese restaraunt. Duke knew it was an alien because, protagonist logic."Hey! Hey you, duck!" He called out. Duke flipped him the bird (see what I did there?). The Assault Captain ran accross the street and tried to step on Duke. He scurried away, which then the Assault Captain stole the Holsom twins.
Duke tried running over to save them, but the Captian teleported away just before Duke got to him. DUke let out an angry groan and his forehead vein popped. "Nobody steals our chicks... and lives..." (see what I did there again?)